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Taint
by S.L. Jennings
Synopsis
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Why I Can't Wait:
Cover + Synopsis = Oh my God!!!!
I can't wait to meet Mr. Justice Drake!
i like the smirk on the cover guy's face. and then i read the synopsis. hot damn! i get why he has that smirk lol
ReplyDeletehope you can stop by my WoW Post.
-michelle @ Michelle & Leslie's Book Picks
This sounds INTERESTING. Not sure If I will get to it, but I can't wait to see what you think!
ReplyDeleteWell then, this sounds very very different and I admit I am very curious as to how this one plays out. Great pick.
ReplyDeleteTeresa @ Readers Live A Thousand Lives
A lot of people are excited for this book! It does sound interesting!
ReplyDeleteNot heard of this one before now but I have now added it to my wishlist and that was before I read the blurb (which also sounds amazing) Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyDeleteIt's new to me, but I really like it. Nice pick.
ReplyDeleteJenea @ Books Live Forever's WoW
Wow...just wow.
ReplyDeleteSee girl.... now I am adding this to my TBR! Damn! What a f*cking awesome guy! I might have to check this class out!! lol BWAHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteThanx for visiting my WoW!
Naomi @ Nomi’s Paranormal Palace
That is one hot cover and the synopsis has me curious :)
ReplyDelete@Michelle
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Hot Damn is right, Michelle! ;)
@Tonya
Oh, I can't wait to review it!
@Teresa
My bookworm radar is telling me that this is going to be an UNFORGETTABLE reading experience!
@Andrea
It does, eh? I'm really excited to see what it's all about ;)
@Kate
Thanks for stopping by Kate!
@Janea
Thanks Janea!
@Valerie
LOL!!! I know ... Wowwwwwwwww!!!!
@Naomi
And the TBR pile get longer and longer and longer ... lol!!!
@Kimba
Not bad, eh? I'm super curious too to see how Mr. Justice will teach these classes ;)